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Haunted Clothes

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Did you know when your clothes are made, natural spirits in the material are dried until they’re nearly gone? Pumpkiniteuse restores retired clothes’ natural spirits using our special new ReHauntrating™ process. Each respirited original is unique.

How Are Clothes ReHauntrated™?

ReHauntration™ is an artisanal series of steps we apply to upcycled clothes. Each item is hand-picked & inspected by our “human” staff in the USA. Brought by public transit to our historic warehouse, any potential impurities are removed in a gentle wash of organic, hypoallergenic detergent (really!). During final ReHauntration™, we apply a magical veneer to each item, revealing the spirit(s) previously hidden within. The entire process is earth-positive, animal-friendly, and spirit-soothing.

TL;DR: We put ghosts on second-hand shirts to make them spooky. You're welcome.

Shirt descriptions

Dress Shirt, Red: The pattern is gray thread. This means the shirt, and ghost, are bumpy. Feel the excitement.

Cambridge Youth, Blue: number 6 on back

Cambridge Youth, red: number 5 on back

Women's Striped Long-sleeve: fitted. Show off your curves!

Women's Black Lacoste Izod Long sleeve: Classic preppy ghost.

Cal-Mom: printing on the back, too. What does it mean? It means “Halloween”.

Salem Witches jersey: Witch, number 29, and name (Flessas) on back

Women's Floral: Flowers are embroidered and only on the front of the shirt. Seam in the middle, fitted.

College Future Ready: additional design on back, and arm

Massachusetts USA Hockey: Yes, a ghost is interested hockey. Why shouldn't it be? Additional printing on back.

Big Pink!: Words start on back, continue on front. Original ink is of a puffed, textured style. Ghosts float right on top of that. Spike it!

Red Sox: The scariest shirt we own. LOOK AT HOW SCARED THEY ARE BY ORTIZ’S GHOST. After David Ortiz was shot, his ghost came out for a bit and looked around. Now he’s better and his ghost has returned to his body. Commemorate this historic event with this historic one-of-a-kind shirt.

Dress Shirt, Brown: Vintage Oxford-style textured, 100% cotton. Don't show off your curves!

Finding the Shirt You Want to Order

Shirts in the dropdown menu below are listed the following way:

First by what seems their (reasonable) style: Women's, Men's Dress Shirts, Youth, and Men's

Then by size, smallest to largest.